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Because proper flow always wins.
The “Flush Beats Crush” tee is for those behind the clean installs and silent flushes. Tapered to fit but tough enough for site graft — it’s the ideal plumbing tee.
Cotton comfort with shape-retention
Women’s cut for a clean silhouette
Printed in the UK
Sizes XS to 2XL
Quiet confidence. Solid plumbing. Style included.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Flush Beats Crush Women’s Plumber T-Shirt – Funny Plumbing Tee – Pipefitter Gift
£17.50
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Flexible returns
The “Flush Beats Crush” tee is for those behind the clean installs and silent flushes. Tapered to fit but tough enough for site graft — it’s the ideal plumbing tee.
Cotton comfort with shape-retention
Women’s cut for a clean silhouette
Printed in the UK
Sizes XS to 2XL
Quiet confidence. Solid plumbing. Style included.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |
SHIRT WIDTH (cm) | SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 47 | 64.1 | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 19.7 |
M | 50.8 | 66 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 21 |
L | 55.9 | 68 | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 22.2 |
XL | 61 | 69.9 | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 24.1 |
2XL | 66 | 71.8 | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 26 |
3XL | 71.1 | 73.7 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 27.3 |