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Clean walls. Dirty jokes. Solid gear.
The “Spread It Like You Mean It” tee is for plasterers who’ve got the touch — and aren’t afraid to flex it. Made with soft, midweight cotton and a relaxed fit, it’s your go-to layer whether you’re floating walls or floating through Friday.
Classic cut, tough enough for site
Midweight cotton
Printed in the UK
Sizes S to 3XL
Because clean lines deserve a clean shirt.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Spread It Like You Mean It T-Shirt – Funny Plasterer Tee – Trade Banter Gift for Site Life
£14.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
The “Spread It Like You Mean It” tee is for plasterers who’ve got the touch — and aren’t afraid to flex it. Made with soft, midweight cotton and a relaxed fit, it’s your go-to layer whether you’re floating walls or floating through Friday.
Classic cut, tough enough for site
Midweight cotton
Printed in the UK
Sizes S to 3XL
Because clean lines deserve a clean shirt.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |