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Measure Once, Cuss Twice T-Shirt Funny Carpenter T-Shirt – Tradesperson Gift – Worksite Banter Tee – The Graft Co.
£19.00
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For the chippies who know that even the best plans go sideways — this one’s for you.
The “Measure Once, Cuss Twice” tee is a tribute to the offcuts, the re-dos, and the moments the tape measure lies to you. Built on a premium-quality blank, this shirt fits just right and holds up on site or at the pub.
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Heavy-duty cotton with a soft finish
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Relaxed fit – built for movement, not posing
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Printed to order in the UK
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Available from S to 3XL
Whether you’re cutting timber or cutting corners, this is the shirt that gets it.
Wear it loud. Graft proud.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |