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Because sometimes it’s not the tape measure — it’s the timber.
This fitted “Measure Once, Cuss Twice” tee is built for those who know the chaos of site work and still show up sharp. Comfortable, confident, and made for the ones who graft smart.
Soft women’s-fit cotton tee
Slightly tapered shape with stretch
Printed to order in the UK
Sizes XS to 2XL
Designed for those who know the job — and still swear by it.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Measure Once Cuss Twice Women’s T-Shirt – Funny Carpenter Tee – Gift for Tradeswomen – Workwear for Joiners
£17.50
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Flexible returns
This fitted “Measure Once, Cuss Twice” tee is built for those who know the chaos of site work and still show up sharp. Comfortable, confident, and made for the ones who graft smart.
Soft women’s-fit cotton tee
Slightly tapered shape with stretch
Printed to order in the UK
Sizes XS to 2XL
Designed for those who know the job — and still swear by it.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |
SHIRT WIDTH (cm) | SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 47 | 64.1 | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 19.7 |
M | 50.8 | 66 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 21 |
L | 55.9 | 68 | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 22.2 |
XL | 61 | 69.9 | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 24.1 |
2XL | 66 | 71.8 | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 26 |
3XL | 71.1 | 73.7 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 27.3 |