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Straight Walls T-Shirt Straight Walls Tee – Builder Joke T-Shirt – Funny Construction Gift – Trade Workwear
£19.00
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Because spirit levels don’t lie — but brickies sometimes do.
The “Straight Walls” tee is for the tradesperson who’ve spent too many days fixing what should’ve been level. Whether you’re on the tools or just winding up the guys, this one says it all without saying too much.
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Midweight cotton – breathable, durable, proper
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Classic fit with room to move
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Printed to order in the UK
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Sizes S to 3XL
Perfect for site banter, pub nights, or as a gift for the gaffer who “eyeballs everything.”
Wear it straight. Or at least straighter than the walls.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |